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BD Mail Order Special!!

The “I Luv Big Dik!!”

 Big Dik Posters!!

Coming Soon!!

Coming Soon!!

BD Mail Order Special!!

The Patsy Decline Rocks

Big Dik Posters!!

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Big Dik collects email addresses to help you receive the products or mailing lists you are signing up for.  He will never voluntarily share them with a third party for any purpose ever..  Big Dik hates Spam too!!

This site is dedicated to all the musicians Big Dik has jammed with over the years and is still jamming with today...  Thanks for giving her till well into the next day you guys!!

Text Box: $18 Cdn!!

BD Mail Order Special!!

 Big Dik T-Shirts!!

$18 ea

BD Mail Order Special!!

Any The Rash Album!!


$7 Cdn ea

Text Box: $7 Cdn!!
Text Box: $7 Cdn!!

Demon Prawn Productions

Album UPC’s + Catalogue Numbers

Title:                                                          UPC        DP Cat#


Big Dik Blak-Live At Valhalla                        829982-158048    DPP-0007

Big Dik Blak-The Truth Is Hard                     829982-172464     DPP-0008

Big Dik Blak-Tales From Wreck Deck         829982-175113     DPP-0009

Big Dik Blak-Big Dik Covers                         8299982-204783   DPP-0021

Patsy Decline-Live At The Queens              829982-177476     DPP-0011

Patsy Decline-Double Live At Valhalla        829982-180643     DPP-0012

Patsy Decline-More Live At Valhalla            829982-203205     DPP-0019

Patsy Decline-Never Said I Love You         829982-202024     DPP-0020

PD-Triple New Years Live at Valhalla          829982-205476    DPP-0022

PD-Triple St Patricks Day Live At Valhalla - UPC is Coming   DPP-0023

PD-More St Patricks Day Live At Valhalla - UPC is Coming    DPP-0024

The Rash-The Rash                                        829982-175779     DPP-0010

The Rash-At The End of The Line                 829982-182869     DPP-0013

The Rash-Deceived Me                                   829982-182876     DPP-0014

The Rash-I Will Not Move                               829982-184764     DPP-0015  

The Rash-Midnight Pain Train                       829982-184757     DPP-0016

The Rash-Don’t Hog The Covers                   829982-185860     DPP-0017   

The Rash-Hold My Covers                              829982-185877     DPP-0018

Text Box: $7 Cdn!!

Big Dik Canadian $2 Shipping and Handling also includes all applicable Taxes for albums and T-Shirts - All T-Shirts Now $20 Cdn each all in!


All CD’s are now 1 CD for $9.00 Cdn including shipping and applicable taxes!!

Any albums after 2 are $9 Cdn ea... Get all 18 for $135!  see below...


1 CD $7 + $2 = $9

2 CD’s $14 + $4 = $18

3 CD’s $21 + $6 = $27

18 CD’s $126 + $9 = $135


T-Shirts $18 + $2 = $20 ea

Coming Soon!!

Patsy Decline Rocks T-Shirts

Welcome to Big Dik’s Swag Page!! - You’ll find

the latest Big Dik Blak recordings and swag here…

What’s New?? - Big Dik has dropped the price for

all albums to $7 Cdn each no matter who buys them anywhere in the world.  The price is now $7 Cdn. - Buy ‘em below.  Let’s recap those Albums and T-Shirts for you kids... 



















































More Swag!! - Now here’s the Big Dik Blak Limited Edition T-Shirts to match the Big Dik Blak Live at Valhalla album cover, and the “I Luv Big Dik!!” inside sleeve!  These high quality T-Shirts only come in Blak and are currently only offered in Large or Xtra Large sizes…  Get yours here on the website for only $18 Cdn each...  Now Big Dik SH+T $2 Shipping, Handling and Taxes  for albums and swag for Canadians and Worldwide too!!


What Else is New??  The triumphant(?!!?) return of Credit Cards to the Big Dik website courtesy of PayPal - Check out the links above.  Big Dik will still take Canadian Interac email money transfers for orders and cash in person.   If buying by mail order from this website, they’ll be mailed to you kids just in time for the holidays...  Ho Ho Ho!!  See below…


All CD’s are now 1 CD for $9 Cdn including shipping and applicable taxes!! - Get all 18 for $135!  see below...


-1 CD $7 + $2 = $9 ea-

2 CD’s $14 + $4 = $18

3 CD’s $21 + $6 = $27

-18 CD’s $126 + $9 = $135-


-T-Shirts $18 + $2 = $20 ea-


Introducing: Big Dik’s - 666 Number of the Beast - Worldwide Shipping Special - For Countries Other Than Canada - Big Dik will now Ship the CD’s and Tees Anywhere in the World


Plus for a Big Dik Limited time:  During Big Dik’s 666 Number of the Beast Worldwide Shipping Special you have your pick.  He’ll send the Big Dik Blak Live at Valhalla T-Shirt, the I Luv Big Dik T-Shirt, and/or the soon to be Re-Released Patsy Decline Rocks T-Shirt, to anywhere in the world (besides Canada), for a total cost of only $20 Cdn each!! No matter what Country you live in!!!  Big Dik must be nuts!!!


Big Dik Fact

$7.00+$2=$9.00 Cdn is roughly equivalent to $6.66 USD!!  Big Dik will use that $6.66 to ship each CD anywhere in the World and is matching all the Canadian  Prices!!


That is a Mad Beast of a special price!!...  It’s like a Beast and a Half!!  Get it??  $6.66+$3.33=$9.99!!!  Oh My Godddd!!!  Get in there before the Beast eats Big Dik Blak alive!!!


Big Dik Knows!! - Sometimes people don’t have a lot of money, or credit.  Big Dik is not here to judge...  He is here to help!!  So if you don’t have a credit card, why not put the T-Shirts together with the albums during our


Big Dik’s - “I Don’t have a credit card\They took away my credit  card(s)!!” - Limited Edition - Big Dik Blak Limited Time Offer -

Mail Order Special!!


Big Dik is There for You!!:

If you live anywhere on the world including Canada, don’t have a credit card, and only have $9.00 Cdn send it in via PayPal or Interac e-Transfer and Big Dik will mail you one of the albums.  Remember to specify the album(s) you want… 


They’re all great albums and worth every penny!  - If your in Canada: - Click Here to Send an Email to Big Dik telling him about your order or email to tell him what your order is and that it’s coming. 



-Send in your Cdn money by Interac e-Transfer or PayPal as per the above pricing and Big Dik and his minions will mail you your albums and swag right away. - Interac e-Transfers and PayPal payments will be processed right away.  Big Dik is registered to receive Interac e-Transfers without security questions, which makes them even faster.  Please add $20 Cdn for each T-Shirt…  Remember the $2 Shipping/Handling and all applicable taxes deal.  Also remember to specify which Albums or T-Shirt’s you want, what size - Large or Xtra Large, quantities, your name and your mailing address…


- If your in the USA or somewhere else in the world: - Click Here to Send an Email to Big Dik telling him about your order or email to tell him what your order is and that it’s coming.  Internationally please use PayPal for all purchases.



Send $7.00+2.00 Cdn Dollars via PayPal per album, Big Dik will give you guys the 2 albums for $18 deal or the 3 albums for $27 deal as well.  Or get all 18 albums for $135 Cdn Dollars!  Add $20 Cdn Dollars for each T-Shirt.  Big Dik and his minions will mail you your albums and swag right away. Shipping worldwide is now included!!  It’s the mail order version of Big Dik’s “666” Number of the Beast Worldwide Shipping Special... Get it?  $26.66 Cdn = Roughly $20 USD etc...   Oh My Godddd!!  Big Dik must be nuts!!!  It’s a Mad Beast of a Deal!!!  Remember to specify which albums or T-Shirt you want, what size - Large or Xtra Large, quantities, your name and your mailing address… 


Please Remember this is a Canadian Dollars only special for Canadians and All People Worldwide:


Note: Big Dik only accepts cash in person at his gigs and does not accept personal cheques of any kind.  He now accepts all major credit cards worldwide through PayPal and accepts Canadian Interac Money E-Transfers in Canadian Dollars only.


Either way the albums or the T-Shirts are the same price as a few smokes or half a litre of gas… but are way better for you and the planet!!


- Coming soon -

- Coming 2020 - Big Dik’s Fifth Solo Album - Welcome To Turtle Island -

Patsy Decline Triple St Patricks Day Live at Valhalla

Patsy Decline More St Patricks Day Live at Valhalla

Plus - The Rash Live In White Rock Album!

- Big Dik Blak Posters -

 - The Re Issued Patsy Decline Rocks T-Shirts! -


- Remember the XL black tees make excellent oversize sleepers!! -


Click Here to email Big Dik if you want another size T-Shirt, or to Request a Colour, they are Coming Soon!! 


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I Luv Big Dik



Live At Valhalla



Big Dik Covers

Tales From Wreck Deck

The Truth

Is Hard


At Valhalla


St Patricks Day

Double Live

At Valhalla

More St

Patricks Day


 New Years

Never Said

I Love You

Live At The Queens

The Rash

Deceived Me

I Will Not Move


Pain Train


 My Covers

At The End

Of The Line

Don’t Hog

The Covers

More Live

At Valhalla