BIG DIK BLAK

 

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Welcome to Big Dik’s Swag Page!! - You’ll find

the latest Big Dik Blak recordings and swag here…

What’s New?? - Big Dik has been busy releasing multiple albums from his old bands, Patsy Decline and The Rash!!  Where BD controls the pricing he has dropped the price of all the albums to $8.98 Cdn ea!!  That’s’ here on the website and everywhere else his albums are sold!  This is the new permanent price for all the albums and will not change.  Let’s recap those albums for you kids... 

For Big Dik BlakThe 3 Big Dik Albums: Big Dik Blak Live At Valhalla, Big Dik Blak The Truth Is Hard and Big Dik Blak Tales from Wreck Deck… 

For Patsy Decline - Three more albums, Patsy Decline Live at The Queens.  The (aptly named!) double album, Patsy Decline Double Live At Valhalla.  Finally another aptly named album, Patsy Decline More Live at Valhalla, which was put together from some long lost recordings that Big Dik re-discovered in 2017.

For The Rash - Seven more albums, the Big Dik Re-released First Rash album, The Rash The Rash.  Then, The Rash Deceived Me, The Rash At The End of The Line, The Rash Midnight Pain Train, The Rash I Will Not Move, The Rash Don’t Hog The Covers, and The Rash Hold My Covers.

Add 3 Patsy Decline Albums and the 7 Rash Albums and…  That’s 13 Albums in total since 2014!!  Big Dik Must Be Nuts!! And need a break!!  Yikes…!!

Too bad BD!!  There’s No Breaks ; ) ... - But all these albums have arrived just in time to take advantage of the Demon Prawn Productions all albums permanent price drop…  As we said above from now on all albums are $8.98 Cdn each here on Big Dik’s Website!!  Same price when and sold in person and at the, hopefully coming soon, gigs!!  He’s also dropped the price of T-Shirts to $25 Cdn each as well..  Big Dik Must be Nuts!!

 

More Swag!! - Now here’s the Big Dik Blak Limited Edition T-Shirts to match the Big Dik Blak Live at Valhalla album cover, and the “I Luv Big Dik!!” inside sleeve!  These high quality T-Shirts only come in Blak and are currently only offered in Large or Xtra Large sizes…  Get yours here on the website for only $25 Cdn each...  Now Big Dik $5 Shipping and Handling also includes all applicable taxes  for albums and swag for Canadians!!

 

What Else is New??  Perhaps coincidentally Big Dik no longer takes credit cards!!  Long story…   But Big Dik will still take cash and (Canadian) Interac email money transfers for orders.   If you kids only have credit cards you can get Big Diks albums from my friends at any record store in Canada or off my Bandcamp page etc. You decide and pick.  If buying by mail order from this website, they’ll be mailed to you kids just in time for the holidays...  Ho Ho Ho!!  See below…

 

-Big Dik Canadian $4 Shipping and Handling also includes all applicable Taxes for albums. Now get super low $5 SH+T for T-Shirts too!!

 

All CD’s are now 1 CD for $12.98 including shipping and applicable taxes!!

Any albums after 2 are $10 Cdn ea... Get all 13 for $120!  see below...

 

1 CD $8.98+$4=$12.98 ea

2 CD’s $17.96+$2.14=$20

3 CD’s $26.94+$3.06=$30

4 CD’s $35.92+$4.08=$40

  13 CD’s $116.74+$3.26=$120

 

T-Shirts $25+$5=$30 ea

 

Plus for a Big Dik Limited time:  During Big Dik’s 666 Number of the Beast Worldwide Shipping Special (See Below...) you have your pick.  He’ll send the Big Dik Blak Live at Valhalla T-Shirt, the I Luv Big Dik T-Shirt, and/or the (Coming soon!!) Patsy Decline Rocks T-Shirt, to anywhere in the world (besides Canada), for a total cost of only $25+$5=$30 US Dollars each.  That roughly equals $39.99 Cdn to send each T-Shirt anywhere in the world!! No matter what Country you live in!!!  Big Dik must be nuts!!!

 

Introducing: Big Dik’s - 666 Number of the Beast - Worldwide Shipping Special - For Countries Other Than Canada - Big Dik will now Ship the CD’s and Tees Anywhere in the World -

 

Big Dik Fact:  $8.98+$4=$12.98 Cdn is roughly equivalent to $6.66 USD...  Big Dik will use that $6.66 to ship each CD anywhere in the World!!  He’ll ship the Tees Anywhere in the World for $25+$5=$30 USD each too!!

He’ll also match the Canadian CD prices for anywhere in the world in US Dollars, see below:

 

Get Big Dik $4 Shipping and Handling worldwide for all 13 albums.

Any albums after 2 are $10 USD ea... Get all 13 for $120 USD! 

 

1 CD $8.98+$4=$12.98 USD ea

2 CD’s $17.96+$2.14=$20 USD

3 CD’s $26.94+$3.06=$30 USD

4 CD’s $35.92+$4.08=$40 USD

  13 CD’s $116.74+$3.26=$120 USD

 

T-Shirts $25+$5=$30 USD ea

 

 

So buy 2 albums that roughly equals $26.66 Cdn!!  And as mentioned above he’ll send the Tees Anywhere in the World for $25+$5=$30 US Dollars each.  That roughly equals $39.99 Cdn… That’s about the same as $8.98+$4=$12.98 or about $6.66 USD each all in for the CD’s!  Or $25+$5=$30 USD each for the T-Shirts… No matter what Country you live in!!!  That’s like $6.66 USD for each CD and $9.99 Cdn for shipping each T-Shirt worldwide... That is a Mad Beast of a special price!!...  It’s like a Beast and a Half!!  Get it??  $6.66+$3.33=$9.99!!!  Oh My Godddd!!!  Get in there before the Beast eats Big Dik Blak alive!!!

 

Big Dik Knows!! - Sometimes people don’t have a lot of money, or credit.  Big Dik is not here to judge...  He is here to help!!  So if you don’t have a credit card, why not put the T-Shirts together with the albums during our

 

Big Dik’s - “I Don’t have a credit card\They took away my credit  card(s)!!” - Limited Edition - Big Dik Blak Limited Time Offer - Mail Order Special!!

 

Big Dik is There for You!!:

If you live in Canada, don’t have a credit card, and only have $12.98 cash, mail it in, and Big Dik will mail you one of the albums! 

 

Remember to specify the album(s) you want…  Big Dik Blak Tales from Wreck Deck, Big Dik Blak The Truth is Hard, Big Dik Blak Live at Valhalla, Patsy Decline Live at The Queens, Patsy Decline Double Live At Valhalla, Patsy Decline More Live at Valhalla, The Rash The Rash, The Rash Deceived Me, The Rash At The End of The Line, The Rash Midnight Pain Train, The Rash I Will Not Move, The Rash Don’t Hog The Covers or The Rash Hold My Covers.

 

All great albums and worth every penny!  Remember the pricing is now $8.98 Cdn each here on the website. 

 

So get 1 albums shipped to you for $8.98+$4 (S)hipping + (H)andling +applicable  (T)axes for $12.98 Cdn all in.  Get 2 albums for $20 - Get 3 albums for $30 Get 4 albums for $40 all the way up to 13... and now get all 13 Albums for $120 Cdn shipped to you.   That is insane!!  What a deal and just in time for The Holidays!!

 

- If your in Canada: - Click Here to Send an Email to Big Dik telling him about your order or email bigdik@demonprawnproductions.com to tell him what your order is and that it’s coming.  This will give the team a heads up and we can watch for your order.  If you don’t like emails, that’s fine too, send your cash and your info strictly by mail.  But if you send a heads up email about the order, we can use that to help with stock levels, and quicker turnaround times when the money shows up.  Send in your Cdn cash or Interac e-Transfer as per the above pricing and Big Dik and his minions will mail you your albums and swag right away. - Interac e-Transfers will be processed right away.  Big Dik is registered to receive them without security questions too, which makes them even faster.  Please add $25+$5=$30 Cdn cash for each T-Shirt…  Remember the $5 Shipping/Handling and all applicable taxes deal.  Also remember to specify which Albums or T-Shirt’s you want, what size - Large or Xtra Large, quantities, your name and your mailing address…

 

- If your in the USA or somewhere else in the world: - Click Here to Send an Email to Big Dik telling him about your order or email bigdik@demonprawnproductions.com to tell him what your order is and that it’s coming.  This will give the team a heads up and we can watch for your order.  If you don’t like emails, that’s fine too, send your cash and your info strictly by mail.  But if you send a heads up email about the order, we can use that to help with stock levels, and quicker turnaround times when the money shows up.  Send $8.98+$4=$12.98 US Dollars cash per album, Big Dik will give you guys the 2 albums for $20 deal or the 3 albums for $30 deal as well (See above) .  Or get all 13 albums for $120 US Dollars!  Add $25+$5=$30 US Dollars cash for each T-Shirt.  Big Dik and his minions will mail you your albums and swag right away. Shipping worldwide is now included!!  It’s the mail order version of Big Dik’s “666” Number of the Beast Worldwide Shipping Special... Get it?  $26.66 Cdn = Roughly $20 USD etc...   Oh My Godddd!!  Big Dik must be nuts!!!  It’s a Mad Beast of a Deal!!!  Remember to specify which albums or T-Shirt you want, what size - Large or Xtra Large, quantities, your name and your mailing address…

- Mail ‘er off to:               

                                     Big Dik Blak - PO Box 32033

Cambie RPO - Richmond, BC 

Canada 

V6X 3R9

 

Please Remember this is a cash only special: If your in Canada send Canadian cash only.  If your anywhere else in the world send US dollars only.  Please don’t send too many coins and tape the envelope if you do.  Round the price up to $13 and I’ll give you credit for thee extra 2 cents on yer next order.  That way you can send a ten dollar bill and three dollars in coins if nec.  Thx.  If your sending US Dollars I think they still make one dollar bills.  So same deal, round up to $13 USD, I’ll credit yer next order for the 2 cents, then you send a 10 dollar bill and three ones if you can.  Thx.

 

If you don’t want to send cash, Big Dik does not accept personal cheques and no longer accepts major credit cards…  He does accept Canadian Interac Money E-Transfers so email Big Dik by clicking here if that’s what you want to do!! 

 

Either way, (and now with the price drop even more) the albums or the T-Shirts are the same price as half a pack of smokes, or a litre of gas… but are way better for you and the planet!!

 

- Coming soon -

- Coming 2019 - Big Dik’s Fourth Solo Album - Welcome To Turtle Island -

Plus - The As Yet Unnamed Patsy Decline All Originals Album!

 

Plus - Big Dik Blak Posters -

Plus - The Re Issued “Patsy Decline Rocks” T-Shirts! -

 

- Remember the XL black tees make excellent oversize sleepers!! -

 

Click Here to email Big Dik if you want another size T-Shirt, or to Request a Colour, they are Coming Soon!! 

 

Wanna Join the Mailing List??  Email Big Dik!! - bigdik@demonprawnproductions.com

 

Any Questions or Tips??  Email Big Dik!! - bigdik@demonprawnproductions.com

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Privacy Note:  Dear Fans,  Please respect Big Dik and the bands privacy.  We are not in this to and do not agree to share our private lives in any way, shape, or form.  Please just enjoy the music!!  Thx!!

Text Box: $25 Cdn!!

BD Mail Order Special!!

 Big Dik T-Shirts!!

$25 ea

BD Mail Order Special!!

Any Big Dik Blak Album!! CD’s!!

$8.98 ea

BD Mail Order Special!!

The “I Luv Big Dik!!”

 Big Dik Posters!!

Coming Soon!!

Text Box: $8.98 Cdn!!

BD Mail Order Special!!

Any Patsy Decline Album!! CD’s!!

$8.98 ea

Coming Soon!!

BD Mail Order Special!!

The Patsy Decline Rocks

Big Dik T-Shirts!!

Coming Soon!!

BD Mail Order Special!!

The Patsy Decline Rocks

Big Dik Posters!!

Wanna Contact Big Dik and Demon Prawn Productions by Phone?? Give us a Call!! 

604-248-5883

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Big Dik collects email addresses to help you receive the products or mailing lists you are signing up for.  He will never voluntarily share them with a third party for any purpose ever..  Big Dik hates Spam too!!

Text Box: $8.98 Cdn!!

BD Mail Order Special!!

Any The Rash Album!!

CD’s!!

$8.98 ea

Text Box: $8.98 Cdn!!

Demon Prawn Productions

Album UPC’s + Catalogue Numbers

Title:                                                          UPC           DP Cat#

 

Big Dik Blak-Live At Valhalla                        8-29982-15804-8    DPP-0007

Big Dik Blak-The Truth Is Hard                     8-29982-17246-4     DPP-0008

Big Dik Blak-Tales From Wreck Deck        8-29982-17511-3     DPP-0009

Patsy Decline-Live At The Queens              8-29982-17747-6     DPP-0011

Patsy Decline-Double Live At Valhalla       8-29982-18064-3     DPP-0012

Patsy Decline-More Live At Valhalla           8-29982-18689-8     DPP-0019

The Rash-The Rash                                        8-29982-17577-9     DPP-0010

The Rash-At The End of The Line                8-29982-18286-9     DPP-0013

The Rash-Deceived Me                                   8-29982-18287-6     DPP-0014

The Rash-I Will Not Move                               8-29982-18476-4     DPP-0015  

The Rash-Midnight Pain Train                      8-29982-18475-7     DPP-0016

The Rash-Don’t Hog The Covers                  8-29982-18586-0     DPP-0017   

The Rash-Hold My Covers                              8-29982-18587-7     DPP-0018

Big Dik Canadian $4 Shipping and Handling also includes all applicable Taxes for albums. Now get super low $5 SH+T for T-Shirts too!!

 

All CD’s are now 1 CD for $12.98 including shipping and applicable taxes!!

Any albums after 2 are $10 Cdn ea... Get all 13 for $120!  see below...

 

1 CD $8.98+$4=$12.98 ea

2 CD’s $17.96+$2.14=$20

3 CD’s $26.94+$3.06=$30

13 CD’s $116.74+$3.26=$120

 

T-Shirts $25+$5=$30ea

This site is dedicated to all the musicians Big Dik has jammed with over the years and is still jamming with today...  Thanks for giving her till well into the next day you guys!!

Introducing Big Dik’s 666 Number of the Beast - Worldwide Shipping Special…

Big Dik Fact

$8.98+$4=$12.98 Cdn is roughly equivalent to $6.66 USD!!  Big Dik will use that $6.66 to ship each CD anywhere in the World and is matching the Canadian CD Prices in USD!!

1 CD $8.98+$4=$12.98 USD ea

2 CD’s $17.96+$2.14=$20 USD

3 CD’s $26.94+$3.06=$30 USD

13 CD’s $116.74+$3.26=$120 USD

 

Get ’em before Big Dik is forced to ……  Run to the Hills!!